Overheard

Joseph, to a friend: Hey, the next KU and Missouri game...
Friend: It's not a game. It's a WAR!

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Me: Georgie, you may NOT run away from Mommy. It is not safe. You could get hurt very badly.
G: Uh-uh [no]
Me: You need to walk by  Mommy and hold my hand.
G: uh-uh
Me: If you don't walk by Mommy, you will need to wear the leash or be strapped in the stroller.
G: [smiles and nods yes]